does anyone else have anything that is of little value and merits no mention, but you feel like mentioning it anyway?
[i must bombard you with a series of approximately 9874578597406947568476578029 questions. i would advise you to address all physical needs before beginning.]
what is your favorite movie?
but doesn't tom cruise star in that?
yes he does! you liar!
i know the last one wasn't a question.
can i get a what, what?
can't touch this!! i'll bitchslap you. [but will you anyway?]
oh no you didn't. do you know who you're messing with?
well, i'll tell you. i am the rock. do you smell what the rock [which is me] is cooking?
liver? i don't even like liver.
okay. but i've got a toughie. did oj do it?
and can you play the harmonica?
have you ever harpooned a whale?